Nothing, Infinity and You

As I'm eating my banana pudding (with cookie crumbles (yum)) I realize that I'm eating too much. I'm starting to look like the Michelin Man. Then I got to thinkin', there is a Michelin Dog; is there a Michelin Wife? And if there is a Michelin Wife, why aren't there Michelin Kids? Is it because the Michelin Man (aka, Bibendum or "Bib the Michelin Man") uses rubbers (tee hee)? [pondering] Hmm, a mystery.