"Yea" - Song

thenothing 13 December, 2006 03:35 Humor Permalink Trackbacks (0)
"Yea!"
(to the tune of "Yeah" by Usher and in light of the movie
  "The Passion of the Christ" by Mel Gibson)

(feat. Lil' John Da Baptist, Judas Iz Hilarious)
[Da Usher:]
Peace up!
Lil' Town [of Bethlahem] Down!

[Lil' John:]
Yea, Ok! Lil' John!

[Da Usher:]
Yea, Yea Yea, Yea Yea, Yea
Yea, Yea Yea, Yea Yea, Yea

[Da Usher (Verse 1):]
I'm in da garden of Gethsemane, tryna get a lil shut-eye, keep it down on the one knee, (ONE KNEE) cause you know how it feels. (HEY, HEY)
I said Lordy He was checkin up on me, from the prayin' He was spittin IN my ear you would think that He knew me. (KNEW ME)
So we decided to chill (OKAY)

So da prayer got heavy, He had me feelin like He's ready to go!
(Watch Out!, Watch Out!)
He saying they'll get me, (they'll get me),
So I got up and followed Him where He'd go, He said Johnny lets go,
THAT'S when I told Him I said

[Da Usher (Chorus):]
Yea (Yea) Lordy got down and said they'll come and get me
Yea (Yea) I got so caught up I forgot He told me
Yea (Yea) He is my Lord Holy of Holies
Yea (Yea) Next thing I knew He was up on high and was screaming:

Yea, Yea Yea, Yea Yea, Yea
Yea, Yea Yea, Yea Yea, Yea

[Da Usher (Verse 2):]
SO it's all up in my head now, got me thinking that it might BE A good idea to take Him with me, (WITH ME)
'Cause He's ready to leave. (READY TO LEAVE, A LET'S GO)
Now I gotta keep it sealed now, 'cause I betcha then He is certainly raising, BUT that just aint me. 

Cause I don't know if I take that chance just where is it gonna lead,
But what I do know is the way He chants makes Lordy alright with me.
The way He getting low!
I'm like yea, just work that out for me.
He asked for one more chance and I'm
Like yea, how the hell (oops!) am I supposed to leave?
And I said

[Chorus]
Yea (Yea) Lordy got down and said they'll come and get me
Yea (Yea) I got so caught up I forgot He told me
Yea (Yea) He is my Lord Holy of Holies
Yea (Yea) Next thing I knew He was up on high and was screaming:

Yea, Yea Yea, Yea Yea, Yea
Yea, Yea Yea, Yea Yea, Yea

[Lil' John:]
Judas!

[Judas Iz Hilarious (Verse 3):]
Watch out!
The pay was ridiculous, In the garden lookin' so conspicuous.
And Rowl! These soldiers all on the prowl, if you told them to keep waiting they will have a cow.
AND forget about the blame I'm a spit the truth, I won't stop till I get Romans in they birthday suits.
So gimmie the bling and it'll be off with your boyz, then head over to da Christ and kiss His nose.
I left the hags and I took the coins, if they aint coming then I take their own foot patrol.
How you like me now, when my head is valued over thirty pieces, wow,
Lets drank you the one to please, Iz Hilarious fill cups with wine, you see.
Me and "J" once more and we leave em dead, we want a crowd in the street to be meek in the stead to say

[Chorus]
Yea (Yea) Lordy got down and said they'll come and get me
Yea (Yea) I got so caught up I forgot He told me
Yea (Yea) He is my Lord Holy of Holies
Yea (Yea) Next thing I knew He was up on high and was screaming:

Yea, Yea Yea, Yea Yea, Yea
Yea, Yea Yea, Yea Yea, Yea

[Judas Iz Hilarious (Bridge):]
Take that and rewind it back, Lil' John got the beat THAT make ya sinnin' go (clap)
Take that and rewind it back, Jesus got the voice THAT make ya sinnin' go (clap)
Take that and rewind it back, Iz Hilarious got the flow THAT make ya sinnin' go (clap)
Take that and rewind it back, Lil' John got the beat THAT make ya sinnin' go (clap)



"We Want You Black (Again)" - Song

thenothing 13 December, 2006 03:25 Humor Permalink Trackbacks (0)
"We Want You Black"
  Jackson 4

(Tito)
Uh-huh huh huh huh
Let me tell ya now
Uh-huh

VERSE 1:
When we had you to ourselves
Your 'fro was big and round
But many years of using bleach has turned that thing around.
But someone picked you from the bunch
when money was all it took
Now it's much too late for us to take a second look

CHORUS:
Oh Micheal give us one more chance
(show you that we love you)
Won't you please let us
(back to your heart)
Oh Micheal we were blind to let you go
(let you go baby)
But now since we see you in their arms
(We want you black)
Yes I do now
(We want you black)
Ooh ooh baby
(We want you black)
Ya ya ya ya
(We want you black)
Na na na na

VERSE 2:
Tryin' to live without your money
Is one long sleepless night
Let me show you dude
That we know wrong from right
Every street you walk on
We leave tearstains on the ground
Following the bro
We didn't even want around
Let me tell you now

CHORUS:
Oh Micheal all we want is one more chance
(show you that we love you)
Won't you please let us
(back to your heart)
Oh Michael we were blind to let you go
(let you go baby)
But now since I see you in their arms

Uh-huh
A buh buh buh buh (2 times)
All we want
A buh buh buh buh
All we need
A buh buh buh buh
All we want
A buh buh buh buh
All we need

(Jermaine):
Oh just one more chance
to show you that we love you
baby (6 times)

(We want you black)
(Jackie):
Forget what happened then
(We want you black)
(Jermaine):
Let us live again

Oh Michael we were blind to let you go
But now since I see you in their arms
(We want you black)
(Jackie):
Spare us of this cause
(Jermaine):
Give us back what we lost

Oh Michael we need one more chance ha
To tell ya that we love you

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